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This is why the Left is losing.

Part of keeping a calorie budget is finding new foods to keep it interesting, ideally foods with high nutrition and low calories. Nothing is better than a big bag of morning hippie-chow from Wholefoods. It's packaged in what a Kellogg's cereal would consider a liner, and it's colors are just what Mama Earthbutt wears around the farm when she's feeling earthy. It actually tastes pretty good, a nice mix of whole grains with only a tinge of mild sweetness. A 60g bowl with 1/2 cup of whole milk is only 300 cal. But.

It's called "Multigrain". That is the name of the damn cereal. Not "Captain Healthy Fun" or "Gimme Nutrio Joy" or "Hippy Crunch Time". Just "Multigrain". I guess the peeps at Nature's Path got really stoned at the marketing meeting, took a nap, and when they woke up, the packaging was being run with the space-holder text.

It's full o' fiber. From now on, this cereal is officially "KOLON BLOE".

THE COUNT: 2435
Ate light today, hunger hit me in the afternoon, tamped down by a baby can of diet coke. Dinner was unexpectedly light -- corn feels heavier than it is, and while a double k-dose of pickles (both kosher and korean) give a big-ass flavah, 1 pickle and 2oz of kimichi only bring about 35 calories to da game.

AM SNACK: 7:45am, iced green tea, 25 cal


BREAKFAST: 8:45am, kolon bloe and whole milk, 300 cal


AM SNACK: 11am, momma salad, 85 cal


LUNCH: 1pm, jerk chicken patty, vegetable patty, 730 cal
I've been eating more fast food since watching my weight, oddly enough. Why? Because all restos in NYC with more than 15 spots must post calorie counts! Golden Krust is delicious, yo.


PM SNACK: 3:30pm, 8oz diet coke, 0 cal


DINNER: 6pm, 2 links chicken sausage, 2 ears corn, steamed stringbeans, a pickle, kimchi, watermelon, water, 835 cal


EVENING SNACK: 9pm, fritos & chocolate chips, 460 cal