Phriday Phun Quiz

I'm off to a wedding this weekend, so I'm going to skip the navel gazing deep into my belly insightful essay about food related matters and get right to the quiz. The wedding spot is actually out of cell reception, so food diary will be updated next week.

So. Look upon these questions. Click the right answer and be rewarded with the gift of bacon. Click the wrong answer, however, and be punished with the curse of bacon.

I'm too phat for yo stupid damn question.

Who is the best overweight rapper?

1. Pig Pun
2. Heavy D & the Boyz
3. the Fat Boys
4. Large Marge

This man is trying to:

1. Celebrate his wedding in the traditional style
2. create an internet meme
3. scrape cake-bits out of his bride's mouth
4. share his love of cake, delicious caaaake!

To my health?

Diet Coke is to Coke as:

1. soy chicken is to steak
2. Coldplay is to Radiohead
3. deeerp is to D'oh!
4. Bud Lite is to a kick in the nuts

The Frito Bandito:

1. THAT'S RACIST!
2. THAT'S DELICIOUS!!
3. THAT'S CARTOONISH!!!
4. THAT'S ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!

Broiled Sole Soil

The author of this blog:

1. eats broiled soil.
2. needs to proof better.
3. wishes a reader caught it.
4. wishes for a reader.