This hamster's wife just went away for the weekend, leaving him with the kids. |
Well, I gotta go run and start building the couch fortress I'll be hiding in all weekend. Guess correctly and see a man fed up with McDonalds and not taking it any more. Guess wrong and see the same guy showing his true American stripes...
This man's hair style is called a:
This bag of fritos:
- is a poorly executed Frito Pie
- is an alien disguised as as Fritos
- is a "marital aide."
- is delicious, so shut up.
Oh no you:
This is an ad for:
- a brand of bikini wax
- an escort service's line of sunscreen
- Brasil tourism
- a sophisticated, full-bodied liquor that will go well with sex
THE COUNT: 3325
I think this is the first time I really broke my budget since restricting. I woke up at 4:30am with the intention of riding all day. Had a big breakfast, got on my gear and then just stood there. I realized I was NOT waking up, I was overtired, my brain was skipping gears and all I wanted to do was get back in bed. So I did. Used my solo day to plant myself in the movies for 5 hours, and packed healthy snacks. But because my schedule was interrupted and I felt oddly low-energy, I ended up busting my budget by a solid 1000 calories. I spent most of the day vaguely hungry until dinner, where grandma came over and wanted Chinese, not the most budget-friendly. I tempered it with a string bean dish, but let's get real, it was dense. And scarfing two ice cream sammies to just feel settled didn't help.
I'm not worried, I'm not falling off the wagon or losing enthusiasm. A touch of sickness, overtired, and ate breakfast waaaay too early.
BREAKFAST: 4:45am, toasted pumpernickel bagel & cream cheese, 7oz diet coke, 580 cal
AM SNACK: 8:30am, iced green tea, 25 cal
MOVIE SNACK 1: 10:30am, baby carrots, whole wheat pretzels, 340 cal
MOVIE SNACK 2: 12:30pm, almonds, 360 cal
LINNER: 3:45pm, hijiki tofu patty, large spinach salad with carrot dressing, water, +/- 500 cal
DINNER: 7pm, shrimp fried rice, string beans in brown sauce, wontons, a little veg lomein, water, diet sprite, +/- 1000 cal
EVENING SNACK: 8pm, 2 ice cream sandwiches, 520 cal
3325
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