Phriday Phun Quizz: More Sugah, honey!

Friday once again! Takin' the fambly out for an end of summer weekend away, so we'll continue to report from my stomach on Tuesday. Leaving in the morning, so I'm going to just try to aim to go to bed slightly hungry without recording the calories.

Here lies the Phriday Phun Quizz. Guess right and be rewarded by our Father Art, who is in heaven. Guess wrong and see what is wrong with them kids today.

Chris Crocker wants you to:

1. leave Big Food alone.
2. eat more sugar and grow up big and strong just like him.
3. buy his new porn video.
4. use him in a meme, any ol' meme.

This is an example of:

1. The Nanny State
2. Truth in Advertising
3. All of the above
4. None of the above

Paula Deen has got:

1. the Buttah
2. the Sugah
3. the Fattyfat
4. the chachas

These drinks represent:

1. the mixture of alcohol and sugar
2. drinks for children
3. crimes against civilized culture
4. dinner at Sigma Kappa Alpha