Friday, August 3, 2012

Phriday Phun Quizz, Ghost Busters Edition

Fine, thanks for asking!
So! Two weeks in, how we doin'? I'm really enjoying this new format, after grinding out autopilot blog entries 7 days a week for five years. I'm spending a lot more time writing, and taking time to proof and rewrite, and actually doing research and linking things to support my opinions/question my assumptions. Before I wrote yesterday's entry on bariatric surgery, I was a lot more inclined to regard it as solution to the growing obesity crisis. After looking around, it certainly is not the answer.

And so the week ends. Here are a few questions to see if you were paying attention since Monday. Guess correctly and see a very convincing argument for bariatric surgery. Guess wrong and see an animated man get torn apart.
This is the blogger:
  1. After a bike ride
  2. Before a bike ride
  3. During a bike ride
  4. as he is when not bike riding



What kind of yoga does this lady practice?
  1. Fartamukti
  2. Mysorebutt
  3. Asstangy
  4. Fot Yoga


This is a fine example of:
  1. Lap Band Surgery
  2. Man-birth
  3. Polish hemmeroids
  4. diners at a vegan restaurant


Special vaguely NSFW Bonus Question:

"Sliming" is:
  1. A side effect of lap band surgery
  2. A side effect of Ghost Busting
  3. A sub genre of Japanese porn
  4. All of the above

INPUT:................4550
BIKE CREDIT: -2,200
THE COUNT:...2,350
Road about 90 miles up to Poughkeepsie this morning, left out at 4, got home by train around 6. Funny how the bike-fuel diet would be decimating if it were not matched with the calorie burning, but matched with the relatively strenuous task at hand, what would make me feel horrible sitting around makes me feel fantastic on the bike. Hmm, I think there's a blog post in that..

BREAKFAST: 3:15am, bagel and cream cheese, banana, 7oz diet coke, 650 cal

BIKE SNACK: 6:15am, trail mix, 620 cal
Made up of off-brand cheerios, dark chocolate chips, dry roasted peanuts, and salted almonds.

BIKE SNACK: 8am, Gatorade, 130 cal

BIKE SNACK: 10:15am, trail mix, 620 cal

BIKE SNACK: 11:30am, 32oz Gatorade, Fritos, Entemann's chocolate chip cookies, 1040 cal

BIKE SNACK: 3:30pm, coffee cake, 20oz diet coke, 260 cal

DINNER: 7pm, tofu satay, roti canai, Singapore rice noodles, +/- 1230 cal

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